My twelve resolutions for twenty-twelve :
1. Stalk her less.
2. Learn to speak “In Tounges”.
3. Buy a stranger breakfast.
4. Buy a stranger that didn’t wake up next to me in bed breakfast.
5. Quit farting into Sid’s headphones.
6. Finish writing my romance novel.
7. Play more Jane’s Addiction.
8. Masterbate with my left hand.
9. Plant a banana tree in my backyard.
10. Finally finish the “My Little Pony” tattoo on my back.
11. Pump massive amounts of iron.
12. Start my Harem.