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THE “MAN BEST FRIEND”

A RESCUE DOG OF YOUR CHOOSING, WE’LL PICK UP THE ADOPTION FEE, ALL THE NECESSITIES (LEASH, TOYS, BED) AND DOG FOOD FOR A YEAR.

THE “I DO DOO”

WE’LL LET YOU GO LIVE OVER KILO’S AIRWAVES TO ASK THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO MARRY YOU… IF THEY SAY “YES” WE’LL HOOK YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS UP WITH A $943 ENGAGEMENT RING… IF THE ANSWER IS NO WE’LL SEND YOU TO VEGAS FOR THE WEEKEND TO MEND YOUR BROKEN HEART AND MAIL YOUR EX SOME THING FROM POOPSENDERS.COM.

THE “SMARTY PANTS”

A $943 SCHOLARSHIP TOWARDS TUITION AT THE HIGHER LEARNING ACADEMY OF YOUR CHOICE AND THE BOOK “COLLEGE FOR DUMMIES”

THE “FOR THE CHILDREN”

WINNER AND A GUEST WILL GET A LUXORY RECREATIONAL CANNIBUS TOUR IN DENVER.. INCLUEDES TRANSPORTATION, A PERSONAL CANNABIS GUIDE, A TOUR OF TWO DISPENSARIES, LUNCH, MASSAGE, AND MORE. WITH TAX MONEY RAISED HELPING BUILD SCHOOLS FOR COLORADO!!