Today is a very special day, one of my favorite of the year, MILF appreciation day! Some might call it mothers day, but we all know that the best part of mothers is their MILF-iness, so let’s appreciate them for all the sexiness that they embody.
Quite possibly the most important MILF is the MILF that starrted it all, Stifler’s mom!
A trailblazing movie and a trailblazing performance to be sure!
I’ll leave you with a video that, I think, sums it up perfectly, Mother Lover. (Language not safe for work or non-MILFs.)
You haven’t asked for it, but you’re going to get it whether you like it or not! In addition to my current weekend overnight shifts you’ll now be able to listen to me Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6pm! I’m also in the market for a more luxurious cardboard box.
Here at the Kilo Studios we often get interesting packages in the mail with all kinds of random stuff. Sometimes we get amazing end of the world condoms!
That’s right, end of the world specific condoms! Here is the real question, maybe the end of the world is theoretical and won’t happen on the 21st of December, BUT will happen when you use the condom which has a hole in it and you get a girl pregnant and the world keeps going. But then that begs the question, if the world is ending why the hell do you need condoms? Just raw dog it!
I am one of those lucky people who have a birthday that falls on a holiday, for me it is Thanksgiving, once every 7 years. This year I am turning 50, and as any 50 year old there are only three things I want.
If you feel so inclined to wish me a happy birthday you can drop off packages at Kilo Kontrol during normal business hours. Hate mail can also be sent to the same location.
Recently the Guinness Book of World Records named Kazuhiro Watanabe as the person with the tallest mohawk. It is impressive, I will give you that. But not everyone wants a large mohawk, sometimes a large mohawk is uncomfortable. My mohawk, although smaller than Watanabe’s, is still average. Average is good enough, right? Right?
It’s come to my attention that some people don’t know what we are talking about when we reference the Black Dog when we are out and about on the streets. Consider this your primer. The Black Dog is a mythical hell-beast that eats little old ladies for breakfast and is fueled by the souls of small puppies.
Since I’ve been slackin’ on the bloggin’ I decided to take a bunch of pictures from around the station and throw them all up. They don’t all connect, but I think you’ll enjoy them.
Here are two of the four pages in the studio of the Kilo Koncerts headed to the area. I can’t show you the bottom part yet so tune in Monday for some kick ass concert announcements!
Tommy Lee is possibly once of the most famous musicians to have graced the Kilo studios in our 34 years. He also signs wherever the hell he wants too! We recently repainted the building and have to save this section, because you can’t cover up something like this.
This is just a random picture of all the new Kilo shirts we just got in, want one? Just found us out and about at remotes and we’ll hook you up!
We have two production rooms here at the station and in one of them you’ll find these two fine pieces inspiring the jocks!
This last one is the most peculiar of all. This is Ross Ford’s office door. What you may not notice right away are the two spherical discolorations near the top of the picture. I’ll let you guess what those could be from, and I will say that they are about 4 1/2 feet high from the floor. What do you think they could be?