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“You Had Me At Bacon” #17

My 9 baconisim’s;

1. I only eat bacon from pigs that were fed bacon.
2. Bake-in and bay-kin are not bacon.
3. Bacon grease is a good lubricant.
4. Bacon can be traded for sex.
5. Substituting Canadian bacon is treason.
6. Wake & Bacon is the best.
7. Makin’ Bacon’ would be the name of my directorial debut in porn.
8. Kevin is lucky to have such a cool last name.
9. Bacon breath is hot.

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